If you're a photograph of someone enjoying one of J Nash's jokes with friends, or perhaps seized by guilt that you once left J Nash to die in a fire, why not toss a few electric coins in the tramp's hat? As an unimpressive bonus, any donation will obtain a previously unseen review of the interestlessly rubbish Starship Titanic, written In The Style Of... AMIGA POWER for no defensible reason.

(Hurrah! I certainly intend to donate 1p then reverse the charge afterwards. -- Reader's voice.)

(Hurrah 2! I certainly intend to look at the page source for the secret bonus link instead. -- Another reader's voice.)

(You pesky readers. I shall give you what for. -- J Nash.)