Adventure acme. (Fleetingly quell your qualms with this delightfully uncivil bit.)

++ UNHAPPY ++ (Rub a chin thoughtfully over this imprecision-aimed article.)

Another of the Zelda -- But On The Amiga clones. (Absorb this accidentally noticed item.)

I am writing to you because. (Examine this thrilling article.)

Can't find the letter? Try searching the envelope. (Absorb this widely ignored electro-pape.)

Going down to the pictures. (Absorb this spirally tangential rubbish.)

One of the Zelda -- But On The Amiga clones. (Resolutely endure this tremendous word-spill.)

Consumptive splendour. (Glaze stupefied over this sort of item.)

The tie-in comic. (Disclose your emotions towards this inaction-packed bit.)

Don't Whizz On the Electric Fence. (Disguise your indifference towards this sort of electro-pape.)