Adventure acme. (Attempt to follow the subordinate clauses of this thrilling bit.)

++ UNHAPPY ++ (Swivel your peepers to this inaccurately quoted item.)

Another of the Zelda -- But On The Amiga clones. (Absorb this type of stupefaction.)

I am writing to you because. (Absorb this pretty feature.)

Can't find the letter? Try searching the envelope. (Cast a rapid glance over this magnificent nonsense.)

Going down to the pictures. (Glaze stupefied over this defiantly nugatory feature.)

One of the Zelda -- But On The Amiga clones. (Cast a rapid glance over this type of electro-pape.)

Consumptive splendour. (Feign interest in this masterfully inept feature.)

The tie-in comic. (Swivel your peepers to this delightfully uncivil feature.)

Don't Whizz On the Electric Fence. (Disclose your emotions towards this tremendous feature.)