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++ UNHAPPY ++ (Swivel your peepers to this pretty stupefaction.)

Another of the Zelda -- But On The Amiga clones. (Inspect this sort of essay.)

I am writing to you because. (Swivel your peepers to this inaccurately quoted item.)

Can't find the letter? Try searching the envelope. (Resolutely endure this exceptionally marvellous electro-pape.)

Going down to the pictures. (Feign interest in this accidentally noticed article.)

One of the Zelda -- But On The Amiga clones. (Glaze stupefied over this infrequently enjoyed eyeful.)

Consumptive splendour. (Absorb this imprecision-aimed piece.)

The tie-in comic. (Rub a chin thoughtfully over this thrilling nonsense.)

Don't Whizz On the Electric Fence. (Absorb this rugged essay.)