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++ UNHAPPY ++ (Read this lettery rubbish.)
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Another of the Zelda -- But On The Amiga clones. (Resolutely endure this splendid splendour.)
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I am writing to you because. (Read this unimpressive article.)
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Can't find the letter? Try searching the envelope. (Attempt to follow the subordinate clauses of this inaccurately quoted item.)
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Going down to the pictures. (Disguise your indifference towards this hideous nonsense.)
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One of the Zelda -- But On The Amiga clones. (Cop a load of this quibbly rubbish.)
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Consumptive splendour. (Examine this inaccurately quoted piece.)
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The tie-in comic. (Attempt to follow the subordinate clauses of this quibbly word-spill.)
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Don't Whizz On the Electric Fence. (Exhibit cheer at this delightfully uncivil nonsense.)
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