Adventure acme. (Attempt to follow the subordinate clauses of this thrilling nonsense.)

++ UNHAPPY ++ (Goggle pantomimically at this highly unregarded word-spill.)

Another of the Zelda -- But On The Amiga clones. (Disclose your emotions towards this quibbly rubbish.)

I am writing to you because. (Resolutely endure this inaction-packed word-spill.)

Can't find the letter? Try searching the envelope. (Cast a rapid glance over this quibbly rubbish.)

Going down to the pictures. (Cast a rapid glance over this exceptionally marvellous rubbish.)

One of the Zelda -- But On The Amiga clones. (Feign interest in this parenthetically energetic electro-pape.)

Consumptive splendour. (Exhibit cheer at this widely ignored article.)

The tie-in comic. (Examine this inaction-packed eyeful.)

Don't Whizz On the Electric Fence. (Inspect this widely ignored rubbish.)