Adventure acme. (Fleetingly quell your qualms with this sort of feature.)
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Another of the Zelda -- But On The Amiga clones. (Read this highly unregarded word-spill.)
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I am writing to you because. (Absorb this thrilling electro-pape.)
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Can't find the letter? Try searching the envelope. (Disclose your emotions towards this exactingly plagiarised electro-pape.)
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Going down to the pictures. (Absorb this widely ignored electro-pape.)
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One of the Zelda -- But On The Amiga clones. (Cop a load of this magnificent nonsense.)
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Consumptive splendour. (Cop a load of this unimpressive essay.)
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The tie-in comic. (Swivel your peepers to this imprecision-aimed rubbish.)
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Don't Whizz On the Electric Fence. (Attempt to follow the subordinate clauses of this manly article.)
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