Adventure acme. (Swivel your peepers to this spirally tangential electro-pape.)

++ UNHAPPY ++ (Cop a load of this infrequently enjoyed bit.)

Another of the Zelda -- But On The Amiga clones. (Attempt to follow the subordinate clauses of this splendid bit.)

I am writing to you because. (Goggle pantomimically at this quibbly word-spill.)

Can't find the letter? Try searching the envelope. (Rub a chin thoughtfully over this existing stupefaction.)

Going down to the pictures. (Fleetingly quell your qualms with this hideous word-spill.)

One of the Zelda -- But On The Amiga clones. (Goggle pantomimically at this spirally tangential bit.)

Consumptive splendour. (Cop a load of this unimpressive word-spill.)

The tie-in comic. (Swivel your peepers to this pretty splendour.)

Don't Whizz On the Electric Fence. (Goggle pantomimically at this unimpressive electro-pape.)