Adventure acme. (Goggle pantomimically at this rugged electro-pape.)
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Another of the Zelda -- But On The Amiga clones. (Resolutely endure this hideous splendour.)
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I am writing to you because. (Disguise your indifference towards this existing essay.)
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Can't find the letter? Try searching the envelope. (Feign interest in this stupefying essay.)
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Going down to the pictures. (Cop a load of this lettery eyeful.)
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One of the Zelda -- But On The Amiga clones. (Cop a load of this pretty rubbish.)
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Consumptive splendour. (Goggle pantomimically at this hideous rubbish.)
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The tie-in comic. (Rub a chin thoughtfully over this manly rubbish.)
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Don't Whizz On the Electric Fence. (Cop a load of this award-untroubling electro-pape.)
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