Adventure acme. (Cast a rapid glance over this existing splendour.)

++ UNHAPPY ++ (Cast a rapid glance over this magnificent splendour.)

Another of the Zelda -- But On The Amiga clones. (Glaze stupefied over this delightfully uncivil article.)

I am writing to you because. (Swivel your peepers to this unimpressive feature.)

Can't find the letter? Try searching the envelope. (Exhibit cheer at this rugged word-spill.)

Going down to the pictures. (Examine this ol' article.)

One of the Zelda -- But On The Amiga clones. (Resolutely endure this manly bit.)

Consumptive splendour. (Glaze stupefied over this parenthetically energetic stupefaction.)

The tie-in comic. (Attempt to follow the subordinate clauses of this rugged word-spill.)

Don't Whizz On the Electric Fence. (Read this lettery word-spill.)