Further Terrific Stock Music
a Something item by J Nash (Wednesday February 16th, 2011)
Mood Suite: Parsimony
Bright and Early at the Sinister Bakery
Hearse Chase
Mounting Consternation
Consternation Mounting
Reading the Will (With Biscuits)
What an Exciting Town the Tourist Information Board Thinks This Is!
Unwise Foot Pursuit Up Hill
Approaching the Space Cafe
Is He the Murderer?
Is She the Murderer?
Is He the Murderer After All?
Block of Flats
Naughty Danger
Elderlies’ Comicals
Elegance at the Canal
Big Car
Disproportionately Thrilled Patrons of Cheaply Sketched Nightclub
Unwise Foot Pursuit Up Lighthouse
This Looks Considerably Less Fun Than at First Appeared
Mollifying the Gardener
Domestic Fooferaw
Office Fooferaw
War Fooferaw
Jolly Typing
Jolly Picnic
Jolly Guillotining
Catastrophic Disaster (Kazoo)
Action Costermonger
The Incorrigible Glazier
Teasing Dentistry
Closely Examining Four Things
Suspensefully Shuffling the Canasta Deck
Barbara Harris Casts Voices
Posh Bint Swans
Winsome at the Cavalry Charge
Searching For Clew at Unimpressive Disco
Death Drums Across the River
Entering the Magnificent Palace on Skateboard
Creeping Methodically Through Every Empty Room
Phew! It’s a Petrol Station!
Boffin at Funfair
Smuggler Punch-up
Vestry Embarrassment
Praising the Lickspittle Boatswain
Pelting Urchin From Charabanc
Constable on Cocaine
Uninhibited Liaison (Kazoo)
Unwise Foot Pursuit Across Galaxy
Incurring Regret Again
Sophisticated Uptown Shopping and Wickerwork
Flaunting in Riviera
Action Belittling!
Rehabilitated Tapdancing Miser Spurs Competitive Athletics Recovery (aka Delightful Fleet Catalyst)
Poor Johnny A-Go-Go
Incredulous Vicar Facially Vibrating Double-Take
Mostly Intentional Hilarious Death
International Suspicion
Staircase Descent (Circular Staircase Version)
Infant Starvation Samba
Elucidation and Pancakes
Climactic Rapidity Suite (Haranguing the Wealthy — A Cafe Pitstop — Dispiriting the Gentleman — Victory at the Furlong)
Ceremonial Trampling of the Unctuous (Kazoo)
Christ! What Was That? (Kazoo)
The Indemnification of Pamyla (NOT licensed for Pamela) (Kazoo)
Contemptible Massacre (and Presentation By Accomplice Butler of Disreputable Puree) (Kazoo)
Man Blows Kazoo (328-Piece Orchestral Arrangement)
Glockenspiel to Murder
Ribald Doxy Strut
Slide Trombone’s Child Rides Helter Skelter (also suitable for Debilitating Arterial Spray)
Simmering Commuter in Traffic Jam Glances Across at Neighbouring Car’s Improbable Occupancy (But is Not Amused)
Simmering Commuter in Traffic Jam Glances Across at Neighbouring Car’s Improbable Occupancy (and is Highly Amused Then Dies)
Receiving an Undeserved Pasting
Impecunious Restaurateur
Catamite Woodwind Solo
Saucy Anxiety
Big Show Theme With Racial Interjections
Stabbing Chords For Stabbing
Lunch Break at the Sleazy Milliner
After That Dustcart!
Clemency For the Vegetable Puppets
Thumb Disclosing Postmark (Envelope Links Number 7)
Gliding Down the Slipway
Looting the Glovemaker’s
Altercation Between Thieves Becomes Bloodbath
Altercation Between Thieves Becomes Orgy
Unstoppable Revolving Door / Merry Commissionaire
Quotient Montage
Happily Labouring Over the Brickwork
Police Chef
Busking / Busker Sneeze Dislodging Subway Keystone
You Missed Him You Idiot! We’re Going Over the Edge!
Whirling in Petticoats
Revelations Aboard the Autogyro
Not a Very Good Quiz Programme
Castigation (Rolled-up Newspaper)
Duplicity Belowstairs
Castigation (Superior’s Hat)
Someone is Up This Oak
Local Nutcases Chased Round and Round Like Benny Hill By Irate Crim
Wedding on Skis
Stove Montage
Ducal Jitterbug
Pleasantries Among Gunfire
The Excessive Salinity Has Spoiled This Vigorous Backstroke
An Unforgettable Pentathlon
Topple That Taxi
Countermand Previous Cessation (Detachment Escried)
Perilous Hopscotch
Swaggering Hunchback at the Fashionable Supper Spot
Another Case For Inspector Kazoo
The Haunted Cymbals
Hooligan Response
Darting Through the Cornstalks
Mood Suite: Five Lurks and Looms
Romance Trumps Timidity
Charleston vs Whipsaw
Off to Work at the Gymkhana
Carpenting Under Observation
Luxury Casino Suite (Gambling Gaiety — A Turn of the Card — Balcony Disloyalty — Dice Chasers)
Mischievous Mr Elephant
Tuba Solemnity
The Secret of Napalm
Let’s All Go to the Magistrate’s Court
Let’s All Go to the Moon
Let’s All Go By Speedboat
Let’s All Go to Chepstow
Whisked By Parachute
Indignant at the Roustabouts
Muddling Through the Invasion
Last Moments of the Match / Just After the Match / The Match Concluded Quite a While Ago Now
Indeterminate Atmosphere (Wah-Wah Piccolo Version)
Chums in Canoes
March of the Uttermost
A Scurrying Release
Funicular Railway Drama Sting (Elongated Ascending Note Version)
Heavy Tread of Suspense Boots
Counting Coup in 4/4 Time
Funicular Railway Drama Sting (Elongated Descending Note Version)
Could This Flask Provide the Antidote?
Trimming Trees, Fah-Lah
Silly Beeping For Computer Scenes
Turned Out Nasty Again
Plunge Through Universe (Long Version)
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“Nothing is happening, let’s pretend otherwise”.
As heard on every episode of every low-brow drama ever made.