Nearly There

a Something item by J Nash (Monday December 7th, 2009)

Salt and vinegar and coal

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Some Dignity

The Dirty Eleven

Morecambe and Wise and Hitler

The Story of Amelia Earhart and Muttley

Shake, Rattle, Roll ’n’ Do-si-Do

Sugar and spice and everything nice and fairy corpses

The Adventures of Sexton Blake and the Programme Scheduling Department Remembering to Mention That the Final Episode Has Been Postponed in Favour of a Concert From Blackpool About Lightbulbs FUME

Batman: Arkham Asylum and Gift Shop

I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue and a Clue

Dr Who and Punch-Man

Romeo and Juliet and Danny Aiello as Tony

Terminator 3 and a Point

The Digital Economy Bill and Absence of Laughably Dazzled Ignorant Supplication to a Glamorous Foreign Industry Formalising Comically Spiteful Arbitrary Abuse Ironically Damaging British Business Plus the Public and Rule of Law and That Sort of Thing, You Know, Just as a Thought Like

Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo and a Banjulele