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Miniaturised post-alert. (Absorb this splendid rubbish.)
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Available on record and reel. (Cop a load of this ol' splendour.)
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Constable Benson, Constable Henderson, Constable Phipps, Constable ffoulkes, Constable Drat, Constable Murder, Constable Bristle, Constable Thistle, Constable Runcible, Constable Dunstable, Constable Digby, Constable Smith, Constable Gunga Ram Alec Singh and Constable Neptune
a Something item by J Nash (Sunday December 26th, 2010) 870 views
S Blake, Adventures of (The). (Fleetingly quell your qualms with this masterfully inept eyeful.)
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Duck, &c. (Inspect this hideous essay.)
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J Nash Promotes Something And Is Totally PT Barnum About It Yes Really Him
a Touch item by J Nash (Saturday October 9th, 2010) 708 views
All the fun of the er. (Swivel your peepers to this pretty stupefaction.)
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The Evil Dead OST Finally No Longer Incomplete Several Years Ago
a Something item by J Nash (Thursday September 16th, 2010) 616 views
Another item EXCLUSIVELY for our popular reader J Nash. (Disguise your indifference towards this award-untroubling piece.)
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The paper of leisure-games for palsied wastrels. (Feign interest in this existing feature.)
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Don't bother with this one unless you're writing css on an iThing. (Swivel your peepers to this ol' item.)
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