If you're a photograph of someone enjoying one of J Nash's jokes with friends, or perhaps seized by guilt that you once left J Nash to die in a fire, why not toss a few electric coins in the tramp's hat? As an unimpressive bonus, any donation will obtain a previously unseen review of the interestlessly rubbish Starship Titanic, written In The Style Of... AMIGA POWER for no defensible reason.

(Hurrah! I certainly intend to donate 1p then reverse the charge afterwards. -- Reader's voice.)

Alternatively, drunkards or the mildly concussed can sub up for a monthly £2 donation on the assumption J Nash isn't going to run out of effort slightly restyling old articles in about four days, then immediately forget and wonder for yonks afterwards why your bank account is consistently slightly off and your overdrawn penalties are accumulating and suddenly you've cascaded into bankrupty and J Nash has dilapidated your existence and hadn't even bothered getting round to reprinting that Back Page with the adverb in it. FUME. Any sub also obtains the adequate review.

NB. Subbing up is thoroughly optional and confers no secret powers. Items continue to appear erratically and as a wonky mixture of old and new things.

(Hurrah 2! I certainly intend to look at the page source for the secret bonus link instead. -- Another reader's voice.)

(You pesky readers. I shall give you what for. -- J Nash.)

(AN EXCITING CHASE ENSUES.)