'Be' a dinosaur in a game that Time Warner forgot. (Fleetingly quell your qualms with this stupefying bit.)
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Heartened by the surprise splendour of Rogue Trooper, I decide to try the third Prince of Persia game on the X-Box. What will happen next? (Exhibit cheer at this rugged electro-pape.)
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A cup of tea and a slice of menace. (Swivel your peepers to this award-untroubling item.)
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Unsatisfactory criticism via a clumsily superficial grasp of a formal art. (Read this exciting nonsense.)
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You have been watching... (Disguise your indifference towards this imprecision-aimed eyeful.)
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The cartoon. (Cop a load of this thrilling splendour.)
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Despite Dredd vs Death's rubbishness, spectacularly establishing Mega-City One and then jettisoning it within half a level in favour of shooting vamps and zombs in corridors and, on the X-Box (and I still can't get over this) unalterably setting the control sticks backwards, I also purchase Rogue Trooper. What will happen next? (Exhibit cheer at this lettery bit.)
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Hurrah for stabbing. (Glaze stupefied over this exceptionally marvellous feature.)
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The criminal adventures of those wily old Frauds. (Glaze stupefied over this splendid stupefaction.)
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The Case-Book Of Mr Sherlock Holmes The PC
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A baffling mystery for the world's beigest detective. (Rub a chin thoughtfully over this accidentally noticed article.)
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