Hello. I am J Nash. I have been known to write on the subject of electric games. If you attempt to call me a (“Bames bournalist” – Ed) I will kick you to death eighty-eight times in a row. I have also written on other subjects for the BBC Light Programme and certain persons.

In 2001 I was knocked down by an ice-cream van with a broken hooter and preserved unnoticed by a sleet of lollies, awakening five hundred hours later in an amazing space world of tomorrow that has led to thrilling adventures and exciting pauperism.

You can read things here that are by me, some previously unseen, some practically unseen because everyone who read them originally is now dead, all reliably unimpressive.

It’s technically possible to contact me if you remember to remove the obviously false bit.

Design based on Codreanu Catalin’s Minn. Mangling underway by J Nash. Everything runs on Wordpress, with the plug-ins Change Admin Username, Database Back-up, Delete Revisions, Excerpt Editor, Raw HTML Capability (feat Text Unruiner), Run PHP (to bridge Wordpress awkwardly with Perl for certain items — I hate php) and WP Super Cache. Stylesheet-changing bit from Blog-oh-Blog. (If you’re looking to change your whole theme, try Theme Switcher.) Tips on making a two-column item containing a picture without using tables by pretty reader C Armstrong, adapted from A List Apart. Mobile phone design by WP Touch, tested with I-Phoney. NB: WP Touch really doesn’t like some pages, for example Toothbrush and Ryndyr. If everything’s thoroughly wonky on your phone, nip back to Norm by poking the button at the bottom of each page. Tawdry ads by Google. Also contains lanolin.