Imagination. Originality. Just two of the one or two things tragically lacking in today’s thrusting modern world of making up names for your game characters when you go online and find all your cherished swears already taken. That’s why Or something’s chief scientists have slightly rewritten The Weekly’s Your Name Here and copied most of the entries from The End to make a convenient character name generator for very nearly some of the popular genres.

Using your name in association with SCIENCE, Your Game Name Here supplies appropriate alter-egos to thrill many of your loins. Simply rub your finger down the list to find the relevant type, transfer the suggested name to your game and try to find the exact combination of numerical quasi-vowels and unstructured capitalisation that hasn’t yet been registered before realising everything’s far too long anyway to cram into the stupid box especially if you're part of a clan. Hurrah!

Another item of time-consuming untertainment from Or something, the world’s number one hit for “chuck jones bum.”